Ice Cream Dream

I just woke up from a dream about ice cream. In the dream I was craving ice cream of any kind, but more than anything I wanted vanilla ice cream with a brownie. I walked into a shop that sold it, but it cost $6.75! I couldn't afford such an extravagant price so I walked out. I found a Baskin-Robbins, but all they had was strawberry. Even though strawberry is one of my least favorite flavors I decided to get it anyway. I walked out of the place with a cone in hand. After a couple bites I had to stop. The ice cream was too sweet. I put the cone and the ice cream in my bag for later. I spotted another ice cream shop. As it turns out the place was run by the guy who runs my local bodega. I saw that he had some kind of fudge/peanut butter/brownie ice cream and I got excited. I ordered it. He said he was out of that kind even though I saw it right there. He told me to look closer and when I did I saw that what I thought was ice cream was actually bran muffins all squished together. I asked for mint chocolate chip instead and he gave it to me in a cone. I took one taste and it was great. I thought it only cost $2.10, but now he was asking for $4.35. I realized that I had also bought some hot chocolate without my realizing it. I fumbled around for my money and to do so I put the ice cream and the hot chocolate in my bag. I paid up and walked away. I opened up my bag to get the ice cream out. In the bag were not only the two cones and the hot chocolate, but also a half finished Slurpee, an empty unused Slurpee cup, and a melted quart of vanilla ice cream. I found a trash can and threw away the cups, my first ice cream cone, and the melted vanilla, but now my hands were all sticky. That's the last thing I remember. The upshot of all this dream ice cream is that I plan to get a real ice cream cone later today.
Too-Sweet Strawberry Dream Ice Cream: D
Taste of Mint Chocolate Chip Dream Ice Cream: A-
Sticky Things in Bag: F
Overall Dream Experience: C-
Real Ice Cream Cone (projected): B+


7 Comments:
Best Post Ever! The frequent posting is making me very happy.
Absolutely brilliant. Compelled me to leave a comment, which I've never done despite my regular visits. This post is subject to endless interpretations, each a grasp at describing one awkward boy's existence. Who knew that the window to the soul was located somewhere in the esophagus? Amazing.
funniest ever!! hurray for this blog!
now it makes me want some ice cream!!!
that sounds weird. why didn't you just make one at home??
this was awesome!! i laughed
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