Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Too Many Fritos


Boy, I just ate way too may Fritos brand SCOOPS! Corn Chips. I already had a sandwich, but I was still hungry so I decided to eat some Fritos and hummus. After a few chips dipped in the hummus I started to feel like it wasn't the ideal combination. I love eating hummus, but it just wasn't going well with Fritos. I think pita bread or even potato chips are a lot better. Anyway, I put the hummus away and got out some Tostitos chunky salsa (medium hot). I proceeded to eat about twenty chips dipped in salsa. Before I knew it I had eaten way too many for comfort. I put the chips and the salsa away. The idea of eating chips and salsa seems horrible to me now. I brushed my teeth, but I still have a lingering taste, and even worse, a lingering feeling of those Fritos. Hopefully I'll feel better about them tomorrow because there's still quite a few left and it would be a shame for them to go to waste.

Fritos B+
Fritos and Hummus C-
Fritos and Tostitos Salsa A-
Too Many Fritos D
Lingering Fritos Feeling F
Overall Experience D+

10 Comments:

Blogger David Lowery said...

The disparity between the deliciousness of Fritos and Frito Brand Bean Dip and the aftertaste of the combination is extraordinarily great. In fact, I don't think it's ever been matched. It's so good while you're eating it, but afterwards it feels like you just ate a bunch of sour, salty pennies. And yeah, brushing teeth just doesn't help. It must be something about the chemical makeup of the Fritos.

3:22 AM  
Blogger Joe Swanberg said...

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"Sour, salty pennies" is a great description.

4:02 PM  
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10:54 PM  
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